Change Me, Maybe?

(sung to the tune of Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”)

I threw a wish in the well
Won’t ask Dad he can’t tell
It’s been hours by now
And now you’re in my way

I’d trade milk for a dry tush
To have a little less smush
I see you’re sitting so cush
But now I’m in your way

Your stare was holdin’
Your iPhone was smokin’
My sibs’ toy was broken
Where you think you’re going Mommy?

Hey, I just poked you
So don’t be lazy
And here’s my diaper
So change me maybe?

It’s hard to walk right
Says your baby
Oh look a diaper!
So change me maybe?

Hey, I just poked you
So don’t be lazy
And here’s my diaper
So change me maybe?

All the playdate boys
Try to chase me
But here’s my diaper
So change me maybe?

You took your time with your call
My diaper’s startin’ to fall
You gave me nothing at all
So now I’m in your way

Don’t make me beg, grunt and squeal
Have mercy Mama, for real
You didn’t think I’d feel it
And now it’s in my way

Your stare was holdin’
Your iPhone was smokin’
My sibs’ toy was broken
Where you think you’re going Mommy?

Hey, I just poked you
So don’t be lazy
And here’s my diaper
So change me maybe?

It’s hard to walk right
Says your baby
Oh look a diaper!
So change me maybe?

Hey, I just poked you
So don’t be lazy
And here’s my diaper
So change me maybe?