I think it’s time for Dora to upgrade to GPS.

From my stump speech: “Ask not what your parents can do for you. Ask what you can do for yourself!”

There’s no day so bad that can’t be improved by the sound of your child’s laughter.

I would post a photo of my kids on the morning of the first day of school….but, we were just lucky to have all of them actually MAKE it to school, let alone have the time to take a picture. #hotmessinthemorning

Why is it that the second you pick up the phone, every kid in the house appears from nowhere, following you around like a confused salesman on a used car lot: “Can you help me?”